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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、跟公公婆婆住在一个单元,我们四楼,他们二楼,晚上做了一个大盘鸡,让二货老公去叫二老过来一起吃,
二货老公叼了一块肉,吃的满嘴都是油跑到阳台对楼下叫:爸、妈,快来啊,你儿媳妇做鸡了,快过来啊。。。。

2、路上捡了50块钱,那一刻我想到雷锋同志,于是我毅然绝然的捐给了路边的一位大叔,大叔为表谢意,给了我10支烤串,2瓶啤酒,一盘花生米。看来,好事还得多做啊!

3、下班路上,看见有人落水了,大声呼救。我说:“我想救你,可是我不会游泳。”,他说:“我是郭敬明。”,“哦。”,于是我勇敢的卷起裤子走过去把他救了起来。
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