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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、闺蜜的化妆品店里,有个顾客听了闺蜜介绍的一款化妆品,有点动心,看来是要买一套。
我在一边赶紧助攻:这款化妆品真的不错,你看我就是用的这款。
那个顾客看了看我,摇着头走了。

2、一觉醒来头重脚轻,晕的厉害。
“妈,我头疼,好像感冒了。。。”
“快快快,把药吃了!”老妈火速端水拿药“等会儿你表姐她们要来咱家玩,还指望你做饭呢!”

3、去吃涮锅,要了一个清汤锅。吃了一会,觉得嘴唇麻麻的!
问服务员,是不是锅上错了,这么麻,吃不了。
服务员检查一下说,“实在不好意思,我给你们换个锅吧!这个锅漏电!”
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