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[短篇] 笑林广记三则

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笑林广记三则

1.无须狗
一税官瞽目者,恐人骗他,凡货船过关,必要逐一摸验,方得放心。一日,有贩羊者至,规例羊有税,狗无税,尽将羊角锯去,充狗过关。官用手摸着项下胡须,乃大怒曰:“这些奴才,明来骗我。明明是一船羊,狗是何曾出须的!”
2.没须屁股
一公领孙溪中洗澡,孙拿得一虾,或前跳,或却走。孙问公曰:“前赶后退,后赶前行,不知何处是头,何处是尾?”公答曰:“有须的是头,没须的是屁股。”
3.胖子行房
夫妇两人身躯肥胖,每行房,辄被肚皮碍事,不能畅意。一娃子云:“我倒传你个法儿,须从屁股后面弄进去甚好。”夫妇依他,果然快极。次日,见娃子问曰:“你昨教我的法儿,是那里学来的?”答曰:“我不是学别人的,常见公狗、母狗是那般干。”
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后入狗狗趴式就是最舒服的

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