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一日,一旅游爱好者来到泰山想登到山顶看日出,他辛苦的爬到了山顶.但是天气和它开了个玩笑连续四天阴云笼罩.
他艰苦的挨过了四天,第五日黎明的太阳终于肯出来了,这个旅游者挨了四天看到日出了,高兴啊!就连蹦带跳的大喊,
欢呼:看见了,看见了.!也就在这个同时一女面红耳赤的提的裤子跑出来大叫"看见就看见呗,你喊什么。”
评语:看见什么了..

  一日语文课上,老师让小明用“长城”造句
  小明答:“长城很长。”
  老师不悦:“不行,再造一个!”
  小明更不开心,把头一扭:“凭什么,我又不是秦始皇!”
评语:不错.你又不是秦始皇.

   一个男人问街边小姐:“包夜多少钱?”小姐:“200元。”
   再问:“是不是怎么样都行?”羞答答回:“是!”
   男的大喜:“今晚你帮我到火车站排队买张火车票我给你200,或者你帮我打通火车站订票电话我给你五百!”
   小姐愤怒:“你打通我免费陪你一个月!”
评语:我无语了.亏着哥们想得到

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