标题:
与英语有关的一些笑话(自认为英语还行的进来看看)
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作者:
smbfxb
时间:
2009-1-17 16:52
标题:
与英语有关的一些笑话(自认为英语还行的进来看看)
与英语有关的一些笑话
we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2. how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6. you me you me
彼此彼此
7. You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
8. know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
9. WATCH SISTER
表妹
10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11. American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13. heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14. go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15. 小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry four?
小明:I am sorry five!
16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
18. you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19. as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“Hello.”
老外:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
老外:“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
作者:
annck
时间:
2009-1-18 16:49
美中不足那个最赞。
别的都看过了。谢楼主。
作者:
偶是狂人
时间:
2009-1-18 17:03
实在是太有中国特色的英沟里死,笑死偶了,支持啊~
作者:
剑客8800
时间:
2009-2-6 23:54
经典假洋鬼子的台词,我太 love u了,上学时经常干这个,英语老师看见我就头疼,拽词不对呀!我常说you are teacher you are good teacher咋会不对??现在一看爆笑呀,回忆那时真的对不起老师,这该死的英语
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