bfking 发表于 2024-3-26 10:21   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.前两天路过一家店,听见喇叭再喊,两块钱你买不了吃亏,两块钱你买不了上当,榨一听还以为是两元店呢,接着喇叭喊,两块钱你啥都买不了。全场十元,一律十元。听了也是醉醉的。
2.只见老爸手上拿着剪子,对着女儿扎起来的马尾咔嚓就是一剪刀,小姑娘当街一顿,原本以为爸爸是开玩笑的,没想到竟然真的剪掉了自己的一个马尾。
3.晚上加班,老公打来电话:“老婆,今晚我去接你下班,我怕路上有坏人。” 我窃喜的说:“你还挺会关心人呀!你不总说我长得丑吗,放心吧,我很安全的。” 老公:“不是,我已经知道你今晚发工资了,我要保护它。” 我:……
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