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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.戴假髮

"姑娘,您戴的是假髮嗎? "
是的。可是商店的人對我說這假髮誰也看不出來。 "
"我也沒看出來,是你假髮上的商標告訴我的。”

2.隨手扔易開罐

一青年隨手將手上的易開罐扔在馬路旁,一Police過來說:"這麼不文明,要是所有的人都像你一樣......"
話音剛落,一撿破爛的老漢答道:"那我就發財了。”

3.少年癡呆...

我覺得我不能活了,今天買完菜被叫住"小夥子,還沒給錢呢",付完錢又被叫住"小夥子,還沒找錢呢",找完錢再被叫住"小夥子,菜沒拿"。

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