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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1、周未,儿子在家中写作业时“劳”和“捞”搞不清楚用那个。
然后问爸爸:“社会上提倡的多劳多得的劳,是哪个劳呀?”
爸爸沉思了一会说:“根据我的生活体会,是带提手旁的那个捞。”
2.初中的时候有两同学,一男一女,面对面比身高,被我一推他俩亲上了,今天他们结婚了,男同学偷偷给我塞了500,女同学偷偷给我塞了300,还跟我说不要给对方讲。这。。。
神回复:双头蛇最吃香了!
3.两个饺子结婚了,送走客人后新郎回到卧室,竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子!新郎大惊,忙问新娘在哪?肉丸子害羞的说:讨厌,人家脱了衣服你就不认识啦!

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